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Oh, to be a Hermit in the. . .Attic?

Norm is the Hulk when it comes to the HONBUCs

Bri & Lo, as you may know, have known each other forever. They have both gone to the same church, North Bramalea United Church, for years. They were cute little girls, so innocent. . .until that fateful Halloween. Scarred by the other frightening children (from Left, Crudder in disguise, Jag and Chaz), the two decided their only refuge in the church was the attic. Retreating there, they started a new club. Thus, the Hermits Of North Bramalea United Church, or the HONBUCs were born. *right* the other frightening children with Lo & Bri on Halloween.

On Soren, On Rene, On Lene, On Claus!

Then it started. They would prey on innocent people. They began to practice Voodoo on unsuspecting people, including their own families. Poor John, sitting by the fire, in his Cool Nerd* attire. Voodoo being practiced on him. Little does he know that he is being stripped of his superhero powers. *right*

Mmmmmmm, Glenny

As you saw on the homepage, HONBUCs make Norm ANGRY! But you're probably wondering, who the hell is Norm and why do the HONBUCs make him angry? Think of the HONBUCs as a virtual mullet, and you are the keeper of this mullet. Think of Norm as more of a virtual brownie. With evil sprinkles. Doesn't it all make sense now? If not, read on you 'tard!

Lo & Bri, Crudder, Jag and Chaz at Halloween (weren't we cute?!)





Bri & Lo lived in the attic. Their luxuries were many, yet few. Depends if you're looking at it from a third world point of view or not. Anyway, they each had their own room with signs, and a table and fans and all sorts of crap you would find in the church attic. But then they started to turn weird (they ARE hermits after all). They dressed their feet up like Aqua (the music group) and made them follow a grueling practice schedule. *left*

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The terror continued to escalate.  The voodoo turned into evil demon possessing stuff.  (Can you tell I have no idea what I'm talking about?) Glen became the number one victim, mostly because Gary is so hot.



*Cool Nerd is John's alter ego. He is a super hero, one level above Nerd, one level below Cool Dweeb. He has his own theme song which goes "Cool Nerd coming to the rescue / Cool Nerd come and save the day / Cool Nerd coming to the rescue / Cool Nerd-'This just wasn't. . .isn't. . .wasn't. . .ohhhh.'"