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				*Stranger in the Basement* *MajorAnatomy*



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MajorAnatomy's first album Knocking Down Stonehenge, featuring the smash singles "Italian Pimp", "The Probe" and "Dog For A Day" will be in stores soon. But for now, here is all you need to know about the hottest band alive!!

*from left*
Laura "Damn Straight" Nonanaway
Ian "I've Got Nothing" Montegrewth
Briana "You Love It" Jugogots

*names changed for privacy

Please, if you haven't already, stop by the "Our Drummers" page to get more history on that part of the band. Now, onto the rest of the story. . .

Our Drummers

Click on the link above to go to our drummers site!

The story begins on dirty wagon in a traveling circus one cold September night. Judy, wearing only her white turtleneck was having seriously agonizing labour pains. Frank had his hood pulled tight and was unable to ease Judy's pains. 37 hours later Judy popped out Conel, took one look at him and said, "I've got nothing!" and tossed the baby out of the wagon. Young Conel was adopted by Native CANAAAAAADIANS and given the name WhiteBread. Judy, upset about what she had done to her child, stole him from his adopted father, Junior, and the Anatomy Family was reunited.

Although Laura and Briana had a rather tramatizing childhood(see HONBUCs), they grew to love music. This was mostly under the influences of an evil choirmaster, Morag, wife of Norm. From Mr. Spaghetti to humming flowers, they learned the basics of worshipping Mr. T. Oh, and some music stuff too.

"I pity the fool who doesn't love MajorAnatomy"