Christian "Crudder" Rudder is truly the mastermind behind the famed site thespark.com. He first caught our eyes that one halloween that he dressed as Rodney Dangerfield with a musket. Oh, the memories.




Jeff "The Probe" Probst is the man behind the one and only Major Anatomy single "The Probe". He not only grabbed our love on Rock & Roll Jeopardy, but also on Survivor. We still think he should have taken the million and run.

Jon "Lovitz" Lovitz is definitely our favourite husband of them all (not to mention best in bed). We could never find another man who could move and shake like him.


Kevin "Kevohn Nealohn" Nealon is sleazy, yet hot. We will never forget him on weekend update, or with his boobie tassels on his head in Little Nicky. We want him to pump US up!

Jack "JackBlack" Black is in an awesome band (check them out! Go to our "Link" section!) called Tenacious D. Between the band and his great movies, we determined he is almost as insane as us. Thus, hot.






Oliver "Liver Platter" Platt was first discovered by us in the movie Lake Placid with sweetsweetBetty White(if only she had a dick). Not only does he appear flamboyantly gay, but he's also got big rubbery lips(like Hammy except not dry). Kissy kissy. And hot.

Colm "Hotpants" Wilkinson (Lo's man) If you recall that night in Toronto during a performance of Les Mis that dumbass giggly girl laughing throughout the night, well that was Lo. Do you think you could watch him onstage after seeing this picture in the program? I think not. . .(it didn't help that she's seen him naked numerous times. . .with Caitlin. . .)



Jon "Brian" Favreau (Bri's man) After meeting Bri's boyfriend Brian, Lo realized how similar he was to Jon Favreau. After asking numerous people their opinions, Bri & Lo have come to the conclusion that they are the same person. Posing as two different people. How hot.

*note: We have many more husbands, but to fit them all on one page would be insanity. Therefore, we had to choose our best and hottest eight. Sorry for the disappointment.