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Stolen Souls
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The stealing of another's soul is a practice that has been around for centuries. The layperson may believe that this fascinating practice is far beyond their capabilities. Well it was--until now! We proudly present. . . Your Official Online Guide To Soul Stealing! | | |
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 *above* Ah, Walking Man, where it all began. You may wonder where anyone could find the desire to steal a soul. Well, it wasn't merely by choice. On the way to develop pictures (some of which may have had unknown stolen souls), Lo's evil brother, Kyle Koldheart forced innocent Laura to snap the picture and capture Walking Man's soul. After he finger snapped the picture, in a trembling voice, Lo said "I stole his soul." There is no turning back. Once one is stolen you begin to crave them, like Hoggy craves donuts. --------------------------------  *above* Sometimes your victims are just in the wrong place at the wrong time, where your opportunity for soul stealing is prime. Other times, though, they walk right into your path without you even realizing it! All you need is some dimwitted person who snaps pictures while people are walking by (twice! see right) and an even bigger idiot/victim who will walk right in front of the photographer. Not a lot of work done for some sweet souls. --------------------------------
*above* Sometimes you will get a random person who, in trying to be funny, purposely places theirself in one of your pictures in the background. Little do they know that in turn, you are stealing their soul! Here, you see J. Mu in the picture that determined who has his soul. Us. --------------------------------  *above* 'Taking pictures while dancing made Glen Angry!' and he's not putting up with it. Do you see that face, and that fist? Be sure to bring a baseball bat with you on your soul stealing adventures so you can whack furious men and run. -------------------------------- | | | | | |
 *above* Using friends is one of the best ways of cunningly stealing a soul. A seemingly innocent picture of Dave/Claude was in actuality a very clever and effective way of stealing Castrol Man's soul! (We later stole his hat too. . .ah, the smell of motor oil. . .) --------------------------------  *above* You must know by now that there are tons of ways to steal souls, most of which involve making your friends pose for pictures. But do you have those friends who insist that you have to get in the picture with them? Afraid that by going in front of the camera your soul too will be stolen. Don't fret. There are ways around that. Take Lo for example. Before the CN Tower Stair Climb, she *sold* her soul to the devil in return for a finish of the climb. When Satan has your soul, not only can it not be stolen, but you always know where it is, and he takes the liberty of blocking out your embarrassing expressions! *This is highly recommended for the unphotogenic.* -------------------------------- *above* Well, here's a drawback of soul stealing. Occasionally, souls that have been stolen (in this case Scooby Doo) escape and wreak havoc. Scooby was infuriated with his capture. He gobbled down some ScoobySnacks and escaped! He appeared as this photo of Mike was being taken as a warning to us that he was super pissed and would seek revenge. So kids, when stealing souls, exercise caution. Under no circumstances should you steal a drug addict's soul. Those guys can have Hulk-like strength at times, and escape your capture. May Scooby be a lesson to you all. . . --------------------------------  *above* The man with the cup in front of his face was worthy enough to have his soul stolen because in the church directory photo, he is totally falling on his wife. We were just lucky to get the other hot man's soul too. -------------------------------- | | | | | |
 *above* After the capture of Castrol Man's soul, the desire for more souls was strong. Malls are a great place to capture innocent souls. How often do you take pictures of signs that read "Decoys"? I think all the time. Well, use this common practice to capture souls in the process. This woman's soul was stolen, but judging by the look on her face, she is on to us. . .but we shall prevail! --------------------------------  *above* Do you have the desire to steal souls but you are one of those odd people who don't often take pictures of signs in malls? If so, first you should seek counselling, and second, go to the airport! The airport is a fantastic place to steal souls. Take pictures of your friends who are "going on long trips." Nobody is the wiser. You will often get *many* souls in one shot! Triple the souls in less time! Not only will you get many souls, but you get photos of hot men, like this dude. Oh, the memories. . . --------------------------------  *above* Poor old man. Not only was his soul stolen, but he will forever be reminded of that fateful night when Jamie took advantage of him. The look of shock is heartbreaking. Poor sweet old man... --------------------------------  *above* Probably our specialest soul. Damn Krista appears to be trying to steal Special Ed's soul with her eyes. How juvenile... -------------------------------- | | |
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*no souls were harmed in the stealing process and creation of this webpage. | | |
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