Stranger in the Basement

Once upon a time, there was a crazy man. His name was Norbert. . .Captain. . .Greasy. . .J.Ho. . .anyway, he had a daughter named Laura AKA Lo. She was hot. And snobby. Then there was another crazy man. Simply called Legs. He also had a daughter whose name was Briana AKA Bri. She was also hot. And a man. These two beeeeeeyotchs got together and formed Major Anatomy, the hottest band alive. Originally, there were four female members; Lo, Bri, Sonny and Cher. But Sonny and Cher were not ambitious enough, so the two beeeeeeyotchs dropped them from the band. They then decided to pick up a new drummer. They chose a hilarious long haired boy, Ian. He was madly in love with a sheep named Daisy. And with good reason; she was HOT! Anyway, after their trip to Stonehenge, they realized that Ian was a little too in love with sheep and wearing women's clothing(especially bras), so they dropped him and replaced him with Bri's sister, Cait. She had perfect band hair. They also added a new instrument; Sharohn Barohn on the spoons. After much consideration, the girls decided to go back to the trio including the dirty sheep herder. After all, he often had funny anecdotes, and when he didn't he was heard exclaiming "I've got nothing!", which was hot in itself. Yes, hot. That's right, I said HOT!! Anyway, when they realized that Ian was really the only one who knew how to play his instrument, they decided that they must learn. This quest is known Jesusback. Alias, Mummah character. Read on if you aren't already bored or frightened to the point of hotness.


				*Stranger in the Basement*



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